Alvarez doesn’t play basketball—he calibrates space. Glezman? He sells spectacle like a TikTok influencer who monetized entropy. We don’t need box scores—we need probability surfaces shaped by movement. If your pick’s based on gut feeling, you’re basically using a abacus from 1983. The real MVP isn’t flashy—it’s the one who noticed that pass completion drops below 85% under defensive pressure… and still finds opportunity. So tell me: when did you last trust your eyes over hype? (Also—why is there no GIF of Glezman crying into an Excel sheet? Just saying.)