By the Numbers: CR7 vs. The Phenomenon

As a stats nerd who dreams in Python (don’t judge), I’ve crunched the numbers:

• CR7: Basically football’s Terminator - 800+ goals and still counting. My regression models fear him.
• R9: The original cheat code. That ‘96 Barça season? Our xG algorithms need therapy now.

Verdict: Want longevity? CR7. Want pure magic? R9 wakes up and chooses violence against physics.

P.S. My servers crashed trying to decide - some debates are too hot for data. Your turn to argue! 🤖⚽