Let’s be real: Ronaldo scores goals like a Netflix highlight reel… but Kruijff? He didn’t just score—he rewrote the rules of physics. While you were cheering for trophies, he was optimizing entropy across positions. The data doesn’t lie—it just knows you’re still stuck on highlights while he built an entire tactical DNA. So next time someone says ‘King of Europe’… ask them: Did you run the model—or just watch the GIF? (Spoiler: It was never about goals. It was about who taught Ajax to think.)