Napoli spent \(7.5M on Maradona… and somehow expected ROI? I’ve seen more NFL shot charts than actual Serie B wins. Their salary? \)200K — that’s less than my rent. This isn’t football magic — it’s entropy dressed as ambition. No CEO approved this move. But hey — if you’re reading this, you’re either a data nerd or someone who still believes in ‘statistical insanity’. The numbers don’t lie… they just wait for someone to ask why. Care to explain? Or just keep betting on lottery tickets made of borrowed money?